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友大家大家好,款待来到每一周的“国外也可以有段子手”!下七日的欧洲比赛场面精彩看点比比都已,Arsenal Football Club终于迎来上个赛季英国一级联赛首胜,曼彻斯特城赫然被Wolverhampton Wanderers F.C.逼平,巴萨与巴拉Dolly德的竞赛被草皮抢尽了风声,南安普顿、Chelsea、Real Madrid Club de Fútbol等球队则纷繁顺遂狂胜。好了,话非常少说,快让大家来探访歪果仁们的精良嘲笑吧!

伙伴们我们好,迎接来到本期的“国外也可能有段子手”!下周的亚洲比赛场合优异看点不可胜数。欧洲亚军联赛比赛场合,阿贾克斯在伯纳乌小胜皇家马德里,曼联俱乐部逆转巴黎升迁,热刺征服多特。星期日联赛,阿森纳俱乐部力克了和曼彻斯特联的枢纽之战,曼彻斯特城大捷接二连三领跑,Chelsea得到平局,而温得和克、巴萨、Real Madrid Club de Fútbol等球队则纷纭小胜。好了,话相当的少说,让我们快来看看歪果仁们的不错作弄吧!

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旺财体育讯:小同伙们大家好,应接来到每一周的“外国也是有段子手”!下一周的澳洲足坛美丽看点不可胜计,欧洲亚军联赛比赛地方,热刺俱乐部战平巴萨成功出线,国米遭遇淘汰,新北取胜和Società Sportiva Calcio Napoli的出线之战,而曼彻斯特联足球俱乐部、尤文、Real Madrid Club de Fútbol、拜仁俱乐部等球队则纷纭失分。联赛比赛场馆,密尔沃基笑傲双红十字会,阿森纳足球俱乐部不败趋向遭终结,而曼彻斯特城、Chelsea、巴萨、皇家马德里足球俱乐部等球队则纷纭获胜。同不常候,欧洲季军联赛1/8决赛抽签也已盖棺定论,圣Antonio相遇拜仁波士顿足球俱乐部,而Manchester United则和香水之都不是冤家不聚头。好了,话十分的少说,让我们快来看看歪果仁们的理想调侃吧!尘埃落定,欧洲季军联赛抽签发布!A_Kind_Shark(Spain看球的客官State of Qatar:马德里竞赛和尤文的比赛,怕是能治好作者的夜盲症了…(Atleti vs Juve is gonna cure my insomnia.State of Qatarfeb914(未知主队看球的客官卡塔尔(قطر‎:热那亚怎么没抽到皇家马德里俱乐部,那不是金钱观的剧本嘛?(I cant believe that Lyon is not drawn with Real Madrid, its tradition!卡塔尔国Stuelg(阿森纳足球俱乐部球迷State of Qatar:未来看16强抽签认为轻巧多了~(Finelly the 16 draw seems easy to me.卡塔尔国BroOfDumbo(乌特勒支观球的观众卡塔尔(قطر‎:你好拜仁开普敦俱乐部,笔者是枪手的朋友尸首,请对我们温柔一点…(Hey 拜尔n I’m gunner’s friend goner, be gentle pls…卡塔尔国Shachiri双响,里尔3-1曼彻斯特联俱乐部继续领跑Buffed(温得和克球迷State of Qatar:温得和克,你嘛时候是英国一流联赛第一啊?就在今天!(so you can say we are the champion today.State of QatarHieillua(Palestine观球的观众卡塔尔:那怎么看起来就好像温得和克在踢一支三不乱齐的高中级球队相符?(It was like watching Liverpool vs. a struggling midtable team.卡塔尔ProSnuggles(未知主队球迷卡塔尔(قطر‎:不然呢,你感到在看怎么样哟?(I thought thats what we were watching?卡塔尔国spoofex(Manchester United观球的观众卡塔尔国:也不晓得温得和克看球的粉丝有啥可欢喜的,不正是起头羊赢了一支下游球队吗?(Not sure what Liverpool fans are so excited about all a top team did was beat a mid table side.卡塔尔Drei-im-Weggla(未知主队观球的观众State of Qatar:渣叔下了一步大棋啊,Shachiri那一个头,费莱尼根本就肘击不到了!(5D chess from 克洛普 to sub in a player too small for Fellaini to elbow.卡塔尔Kylael(切尔西球迷卡塔尔:Shachiri进球的马上,克莱因的神采在为进球而庆祝还是为沙奇里抢射而抑郁之间纠缠了好久…(Clyne looked to have a hard time choosing between happy for the goal or pissed for Shaq stealing his chance.卡塔尔国evian_is_naive(埃里温看球的观者卡塔尔国:笔者认为克莱因只是在纳闷球怎么就爆冷门进去了…(I think he was just wondering how the hell that went in.卡塔尔(قطر‎AnonymousSixSixSix(朴茨茅斯观球的观众卡塔尔(قطر‎:天呐,温得和克怎么开始进曼彻斯特联风格的球了?(Damn even Liverpool are scoring United style goals.卡塔尔国RedditThisBiatch(曼彻斯特联足球俱乐部观球的观众卡塔尔(قطر‎:我们实在正是一支有钱的斯托克城罢了…(We are nothing but a Stoke with more money.卡塔尔LordVelaryon(多特观球的观众卡塔尔:法比尼奥堪当光头Peel洛!他确定是学习费莱尼的精美集锦了!(Fabinho is just a bald Pirlo, must have been watching Fellaini highlights.卡塔尔ThanLo(未知主队看球的观者卡塔尔(قطر‎:费莱尼也可是是长了头发的Benzema而已…(Fellaini is just a hairy Benzema.卡塔尔(قطر‎fan-tung(未知主队看球的观者卡塔尔国:Matić不错呀,这一场交锋竟有诸有此类完美的看球视线!(Matic has got a fantastic seat to watch this game from.卡塔尔(قطر‎twigg89(Chelsea观球的观众State of Qatar:作者有个别相信Lukaku踢前锋都比不上范戴克了…(I genuinely think Van Dijk is a better striker than Lukaku.卡塔尔国Hazardzuzu(Chelsea观球的观众卡塔尔国:明天Lukaku的情状和Morata同样好哎!(lukaku as effective as morata today.卡塔尔(قطر‎DidierDrogbaII(Chelsea观球的观众卡塔尔国:现今自个儿还记得那时候夏季,大家在争辨Morata和Lukaku何人更屌炸天…未来来看,最终的得主其实是Lakazette…(I remember that summer lots of people were arguing who was going to be better... I think Lacazette won that argument in the end.卡塔尔(قطر‎Messi三射两传,巴萨5-0Levante Unión Deportivahitler_sucked_balls(巴萨观球的观众卡塔尔(قطر‎:梅西,别、别再传那性感的弧线了,作者...小编飞机都要打光了…(Messi, stop passing like sexy curve. I cant masturbate anyone.卡塔尔Kirkrrr(巴萨观球的观众卡塔尔国:苏牙正是刚刚不吃嘴边之饼,任何时候却又能射出振憾四座的进球;刚刚还浪费了别人的绝佳妙不可言的传球,过一弹指间却又踢出了小贝的外脚背弧线…(Suarezis the oddest world class player lmao. Misses easy goals, but then scores worldies right afterwards. Misses easy passes, but then bends it like Beckham with the outside of the boot. What a player.卡塔尔国TerribleDrama(皇家马德里看球的观者State of Qatar:加把劲啊莱万特俱乐部,你们咋踢得跟皇马俱乐部同样差啊?(Oh cmon, why cant you be shit like us?卡塔尔EnergetikNA(Chelsea看球的粉丝State of Qatar:诶,巴萨,大家拿Morata换Pique如何?(ay Barca trade Morata for Pique?卡塔尔VoxelRiot(葡萄牙共和国球迷卡塔尔:Messi就是矮个子的皮克而已!(Messi is just a short Pique.State of QatarKingnash95(未知主队观球的观众卡塔尔:Pique进球就像是小编玩FIFA的时候,在第90分钟时让门将去踢前锋进个球一样…(Thats like me bringing my keeper at 90th minute and try to score with him in fifa.卡塔尔(قطر‎22场不败终结,阿森纳足球俱乐部2-3纽卡斯尔nanotech23(阿森纳足球俱乐部观球的观众卡塔尔国:为啥埃里温的先底部队每一遍踢大家的时候就都改成德罗巴了?(Why Southampton strikers always turn into Drogba every time against us?卡塔尔(قطر‎Poliosdd(埃弗顿俱乐部球迷State of Qatar:恭喜圣徒!你们能或不可能别再卖人给达曼了?(Congrats Southampton! Pls dont sell anymore players to Liverpool.卡塔尔国rompskee(Arsenal Football Club观球的观众卡塔尔(قطر‎:早前阿森纳足球俱乐部是对上半场过敏,今后是对半场比赛都过敏了…(Arsenal was allergic to the first half before, but now it’s been cured as they were allergic to the whole match.State of QatarShaggythemoshdog(布加勒斯特观球的观众State of Qatar:22场不败的记录,竟然被一支到现在主场都没获胜过的球队给终结了…(22 Unbeaten streak lost to a team who hasn’t won at home until now. Of course.卡塔尔AzarPedro进球,切尔西2-1布Leighton俱乐部maverick1902(Chelsea观球的观众卡塔尔(قطر‎:具备Azar,是我们最周边具有Messi的事体了…(Hazard is the closest thing we will ever have to Messi playing in Chelsea.卡塔尔国AdenintheGlaven(布Leighton俱乐部观球的观众卡塔尔国:作者再也不想看90分钟Azar吊打大家了!(Not sure I want to spend another 90 minutes watching Hazard dick us.卡塔尔(قطر‎突围出线,Tottenham Hotspur Football Club主场1-1巴萨The-Zoro(Arsenal Football Club看球的观者卡塔尔(قطر‎:唉,大家和热刺俱乐部相遇在欧联杯决赛不蛮好的嘛…(A Spurs vs us Europa League final sounds good tbhState of QatarRTafazolli1(阿森纳足球俱乐部观球的观众卡塔尔:巴萨须要及早买苏牙的继任者了,Munir根本不是那块料!其实作者看凯恩倒是挺合适的…(Barcelona need to buy a good backup to Suarez, 穆Neil is nowhere near the level required for Barcelona. Maybe Kane is good choice.State of Qataralx69(未知主队看球的粉丝卡塔尔(قطر‎:前几日壁垒之夜圈里的人都专门徒气,二个ID为Ous德姆be97的高玩缺席了一把注重的大逃杀,原因照旧是放荡不羁地踢足球去了!(Fortnite community outraged as star gamer Ous德姆be97 misses a crucial Battle 罗伊ale because he was distracted by playing football yesterday.卡塔尔(قطر‎Dawnsday(阿森纳俱乐部看球的客官卡塔尔(قطر‎:为了能不用压力地多玩玩FM,Dembele决定下一次表演帽子戏法…(dembele decided hes going to score a hattrick so he can go play football manager with no stress.卡塔尔MushroomBot(Will士观球的观众卡塔尔国:小编是Dembele,作者不训练,不睡觉,不守规矩,但笔者精通,笔者真香!(THIS is Dembele, no training, no sleep, no discipline but when he gets it its done.State of QatarEnvague(曼彻斯特联看球的观众State of Qatar:其实呢,不是登贝莱练习来晚了,而是她加入比赛来早了…(Turns out Dembele didnt show up late to practice, he arrived early for the game.卡塔尔MaudRichieTHFC(爱尔兰看球的客官State of Qatar:没悟出居然有那般一天,Messi枯坐板凳人员席1个多钟头来看Sissoko踢球…(The day Messi sat at Camp Nou and watched Sissoko for an hour.卡塔尔wrdb二零零六(皇家马德里观球的观众卡塔尔(قطر‎:真希望梅西能多学学西索科的招数啊!(Hopefully he learnt a thing or two from him.卡塔尔Neo_corner(Tottenham Hotspur Football Club观球的观众卡塔尔(قطر‎:这里照旧London城唯一能看出欧洲足球季军联赛之处!可是能看欧联的地点倒是有俩。(The only place to watch the champions league in London! But two places to watch Europe League.State of QatarthesilentGinlasagna(巴萨球迷卡塔尔:今天在TNT直播解说本场交锋的,竟然是Stephen-Nash?(is 史蒂夫 Nash commentating in TNT?卡塔尔国小组出局,国际雅加达足球俱乐部1-1埃因霍温Imoraswut(布拉迪斯拉发球迷卡塔尔(قطر‎:恭喜斯帕莱蒂喜提心心念的平局,想必一定是很欢悦呢!(Congrats to Spalletti, he got the draw he played for. Must be ecstatic...State of QatarLcalafiore(未知主队观球的观众卡塔尔:那竞技踢得好像埃因霍温才是用尽了全力想出线相像…(PSV played that game as if they were the ones fighting for qualification.卡塔尔(قطر‎Supertanto(罗马球迷卡塔尔(قطر‎:万万没悟出,热刺俱乐部竟然一天内能五次以1-1的比分赢五遍球…(Didnt know Spurs could win 1-1 twice in one day.卡塔尔(قطر‎JaSamNejboi(未知主队看球的观者卡塔尔国:再未有比当热刺看球的客官更易于得心脏病的了…(Don’t think anything will you give you a higher chance for a heart attack then being a fucking Spurs fan.卡塔尔MrCoins(热刺观球的观众卡塔尔:大家能出线,最应该感激的正是斯帕莱蒂…(The first one we should thanks for qualifying is Spalletti.卡塔尔(قطر‎Spaghettievd(国米球迷卡塔尔国:Messi踏入节约能源形式了,结果大家进去飞行格局了(Messiwas in energy saving mode but we were airplane mode…卡塔尔国成功出线,奥胡斯1-0那不勒斯俱乐部罗布bie沃德123(未知主队观球的观众卡塔尔(قطر‎:看埃里温浪费这么多时机,笔者都早已希图看那不勒斯足球俱乐部最终时候绝平了…(Liverpool are really setting this up for a last minute Napoli goal with all their missed chances.卡塔尔Callthewambulance(台北球迷State of Qatar:这比赛相对折小编阳寿!(This match is going to take time off my life.卡塔尔国Look_into_it_man(克雷塔罗观球的观众卡塔尔国:比赛中洗的澡真是白洗了,未来自个儿裤子都已湿的丰盛了…(I went for a shower before the match. Seems pointless now with how much wet my pants are.卡塔尔(قطر‎WetLikeMyJumperTho(卡利观球的观众卡塔尔国:为何你们要黑Henderson的表现?本场竞赛平素就看不见他好呢!(People trashing Henderson this match but Hamsik has been missing for the match.卡塔尔(قطر‎Rage_Your_Dream(Everton F.C.观球的观众卡塔尔国:要往好的地点想,起码奥Hus那赛季是得不断欧联杯亚军了…(Positive take away: Liverpool cant win the Europa League now卡塔尔国Jones乌龙,瓦伦西亚2-1曼彻斯特联俱乐部Babygrenade(未知主队球迷State of Qatar:曼彻斯特联那帮球员怎么每回都深感像第一回组队踢球同样…(United looking like its the first time theyve played together.卡塔尔(قطر‎RagnarJoshi(未知主队观球的观众State of Qatar:曼彻斯特联那赛季有75%的竞赛都现身0-2倒退的规模了…(Man United have been 2-0 down in 30 percent of their games this season.卡塔尔国OldAccountNotUsable(曼彻斯特联俱乐部球迷卡塔尔:作者想说,在对方球门面前摆地铁可不是个好主意啊…(Reversing the Bus into your enemy’s box isnt a good idea.卡塔尔Pmingnudes(未知主队观球的观众卡塔尔国:Lukaku看起来仿佛穿着打底裤和登山靴在踢球雷同…(Lukakuplays like hes wearing jeans and hiking boots.卡塔尔国manun1ted(曼彻斯特联足球俱乐部观球的观众卡塔尔:彪马是还是不是该出钱让Lukaku不要再代言本身的旅游鞋了…(Puma should consider paying 卢卡库 not to wear their boots.State of QatarDebaser-I本田UR-VK(Chelsea观球的观众卡塔尔(قطر‎:本来笔者还想笑话两句,结果想起来大家还应该有Morata…(I would laugh at this but then I realised we have Morata卡塔尔马克斯biggavels(未知主队球迷State of Qatar:操控曼彻斯特联游戏手柄的兄弟是否一次安了太多键了,计算机都不知底您要干啥了!(The player controlling Man United is mashing too many buttons at the same time and confusing the A.I.State of QatarNoneek(Manchester United观球的观众State of Qatar:Bogba是否在国际足球联合会世界杯后就顿然忘了怎么踢球了?(Did Pogba just forget how to football after the World Cup?卡塔尔Regularshitpostar(皇家马德里俱乐部观球的观众卡塔尔:好期望皇马俱乐部在UEFA Champions League16强里能抽到曼彻斯特联足球俱乐部啊,那相对是平分秋色的竞技!(Really want Madrid to draw United in the round of 16; would be quite the even contest.卡塔尔Bigtice(曼彻斯特联足球俱乐部看球的粉丝State of Qatar:即便瓦伦西亚2-1赢了球,但您不忘了Manchester United才是进球更加多的一方啊!(Dont let the fact that 瓦伦西亚 won the game 2-1 distract you from the fact that Manchester United scored more goals.卡塔尔国主场爆冷门,皇家马德里足球俱乐部0-3多伦多宗旨陆军SahdBoi(皇马俱乐部观球的观众卡塔尔(قطر‎:齐祖(Zizou卡塔尔(قطر‎先生,作者以为不是很好…(Zidane i dont feel so good........卡塔尔Fake_Fibonacci(Real Madrid Club de Fútbol看球的客官State of Qatar:都赖埃及开罗,让我们有了还是能在欧洲亚军联赛横着走的错觉!(I blame Roma for making me believe that we were different in the UCL .卡塔尔(قطر‎amh137(Real Madrid Club de Fútbol看球的观者卡塔尔:这场比赛Bell看自身脚踝的时光,都比真正投入比赛的时光还多了…(Bale has spent more time looking at his ankle than actually playing football.卡塔尔TeKaeS(法国巴黎观球的观众卡塔尔:老铁们别被皇家马德里俱乐部骗了,二零一八年他们正是那样,结果到了八月份C 罗Nardo就就起来场均帽子戏法了!(盖伊s dont get fouled. Like last year in January, 罗纳尔多 will start scoring 3 goals every game and save Madrid.卡塔尔Federica21(未知主队观球的观众卡塔尔(قطر‎:见到皇家马德里俱乐部一贯在破纪录,真的好向往呀!(Im a little jealous Real Madrid are breaking all these records.卡塔尔(قطر‎Volitient(Spain看球的粉丝卡塔尔:索Larry称得上纪录磨机,但他还得继续着力技术落得洛佩德吉的档期的顺序!(Solari the record breaker, what a legend. He has to live up to Lopeteguis standards hahaha.卡塔尔(قطر‎tha-bad-guy(皇家马德里足球俱乐部观球的观众卡塔尔:我们如今打破的两难纪录总是能追溯到二〇〇八年,为何吧,因为这个时候未来就有C 罗Nardo了…(All the records we are breaking this year always come back to 2010. Its like Ronaldo never happened.State of QatarWWECreativegenius(Real Madrid Club de Fútbol观球的观众卡塔尔:大家在欧洲季军联赛也只输给了马德里中心海军而已!可是绝不担心,接下去在UEFA Champions League鲜明不会遇见他们了!(So we only lose in CL against CSKA. Problem solved because after today we wont play them again this campaign.State of QatarSanne梅开,曼彻斯特城俱乐部2-1霍芬海姆足球俱乐部Codespyder(曼彻斯特城俱乐部看球的观者卡塔尔:Sanne:“小编该怎么本事踢好任意球啊!”瓜瓜:“你就把球当成是勒夫的脑壳就行!”(Leroy: How do I become good at free kicks? Pep: Picture the ball as Jogi Löws head.卡塔尔(قطر‎Mr_Lich12(曼彻斯特城足球俱乐部看球的客官卡塔尔国:照那样子,异常快大家全队就都以伤者了…(By this rate we gonna end up with entire Injury team.卡塔尔(قطر‎Nickoboosh(克雷塔罗球迷卡塔尔国:咱俩别争联赛季军了,仍旧先争争伤病吧…(Forget the title race, injury race is where its at.卡塔尔(قطر‎小败仍头名现身,尤文1-2瓦伦西亚年轻人BrutalHumbug13(克拉科夫观球的观众卡塔尔:老妇人紧逼不比前,被小兄弟轻巧揭穿!(Young Boys penetrate Old Lady as she lost tight defenses.卡塔尔国Lerkot(未知主队看球的粉丝卡塔尔国:年轻人把老妇人摁着摩擦,最终双方还都挺欢快,那相对是真爱啊!(Young Boys fucking the old lady and everyone happy in the end. True love.卡塔尔国Coko1914(尤文看球的观者卡塔尔:皇马俱乐部:“大家的B队被人吊着打了…”尤文:“干杯亲密的朋友!我们的…A 队被人吊着打了…”(Real: Our B team is disgrace Juve: Hold my bear ... gets embarrassed with A team.State of QatarOatzeel(阿森纳观球的观众卡塔尔:要不是Jones的乌龙,曼彻斯特联以致还是能够得个小组头名…(Man u could have finished top of their group if it werent for Phil Jones deft finish.卡塔尔(قطر‎一波三折,拜仁俱乐部3-3阿贾克斯DutchPhenom(Netherlands观球的观众卡塔尔国:好呢,小编主宰洗多少个钟头的冷水澡来浇灭那火爆的心理…(Alright, Im going to take an hour-long cold shower in the hope I can get to a normal temperature.State of QatarRooonaldooo99(未知主队看球的客官卡塔尔(قطر‎:小编就眨了一晃眼,结果依然错过了3个球?(I blinked and missed 3 goals.卡塔尔(قطر‎Iftair(Betty斯球迷State of Qatar:3个钟头后本身就期末考试了,可本身采纳看了本场交锋,相对不后悔!(I have a final exam in 3 hrs and I watched this game. 挪威rets.卡塔尔Iftair(Betty斯观球的观众State of Qatar:啊,现在本身有个别后悔了…(Well…now I regret a little bit.卡塔尔SterlingHotsus进球,曼彻斯特城3-1Everton F.C.SupervisorLaw(Manchester City F.C.球迷卡塔尔:有趣的是,昨日具有的纽卡斯尔观球的观众都盼着埃弗顿足球俱乐部胜球,而曼彻斯特城球迷却都愿意曼联俱乐部能胜球…(Funnily today all of Liverpool fans hope Everton wins and tommorow all of City fans hope United wins.State of QatarGoooooringer(Arsenal Football Club看球的观者卡塔尔:两队这是轮流望着友好的后防线玩火么…(Both teams taking turns watching their defense vanish.卡塔尔(قطر‎本泽马进球,皇马俱乐部1-0巴列卡诺足球俱乐部VEgeta18(皇家马德里足球俱乐部看球的观者卡塔尔国:本泽马进球了?笔者还以为他和C 罗Nardo一同去尤文了吗!(Benzema scored? I thought he had been to juve with 罗Nardo.State of QatarKrishna(未知主队看球的粉丝卡塔尔(قطر‎:说真的,Benzema已然是我们那赛季踢得最棒的球员了…(Tbh Benzema has been Madrids best player this season.卡塔尔好了,亲爱的同伙们,这期的“外国也许有段子手”就为大家播报到那了,让我们上期不见不散!

Salah进球,温得和克1-0Brighton & Hove Albion F.C.

Lachiendupape:里尔便是太屌爆了了,把大家打得跟Manchester United似的…(Liverpool is so amazing, making us look like Utd here.卡塔尔国

JamesJoyceFan:那话笔者就不爱听了,你们哪有这般差?(Have to disagree there. You don't look that bad so far.卡塔尔国

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Mundladzinski:解放军你变了,穷人家的一丝一毫你也不放过了!(These are the kind of small teams Liverpool used to drop points in, they have changed so much.卡塔尔

redwan010:自个儿皆是买波特兰赢5个球了,结果你以至踢出个Manchester United的比分来?(Odds on Liverpool winning by 5 and this turning into an United thread?卡塔尔

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Crookedparadigm:Allison你就不要在后院玩火了,Miniole和Carius都给自个儿留给创伤后遗症了…(Alisson no more playing with fire there plz I still have PTSD from Migs and Karius.卡塔尔

f0skN:那才是本人所挂念的乌特勒支,速效救心丸根本就不能停~(That’s the Liverpool I was missing so far this season, the one where you can’t stop clenching.)

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Hateitwhenbdbdsj:早先赢4-0,后来2-0,现在1-0,估摸下场正是0.5比0了...(We won 4-0, 2-0, and 1-0, we're gonna win the next one 0.5-0.卡塔尔

TheBossPineapple:Brighton & Hove Albion F.C.被断球后自身眨了一下眼,结果睁开眼时拉巴斯就早就进球了?(I blinked after Brighton lost possession and Liverpool already scored.State of Qatar

poolSyNiiCa:下场比赛多眨若干回眼好啊?(Pls blinked more on the next match…State of Qatar

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客场被咸鱼翻身,皇家马德里足球俱乐部1-4阿贾克斯

Skabeg:纯属没悟出,Real Madrid Club de Fútbol竟然十20日内在主场成了三冠亡…(Can’t believe Real Madrid is going to do reverse treble in a span of week at home.State of Qatar

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goko19 :巴萨一定是在伯纳乌施展了血法力!(Barcelona did some blood magic and left Bernabeu.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Brooklynn7:自个儿能做证!那天笔者看到有条水蛭在咬Messi的大丁丁呢!(It’s true, I just saw a leech sucking Messi’s big dick.卡塔尔(قطر‎

(注:此梗源自美剧《权力的26日游》State of Qatar

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afcaMouz:当今德容还未有在巴萨踢过一场交锋,就已经化为巴萨名宿啦!(At this point Frenkie will become a Barca legend without playing a single game.卡塔尔(قطر‎

ShutupNdSquat:尤文观球的观众们,快去探视你们的斟酌区是否突然多了累累新看球的粉丝?(Juve fans, Check your teams subreddit for a sudden influx of new member.State of Qatar

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BESTNBAGOAT:这一周对巴萨观球的观众来讲,岂不是像看小h片同样爽…(This week must have been like porn for Barca fans.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Hieillua:有人构思把这场竞技的水墨画上盛传炮hub上呢?(Is anybody going to upload the full match to Po*nhub?)

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Victoryboii:早已等不比看下回合C罗上演帽子戏法辅导皇家马德里俱乐部大转换局面了!诶,等等…(Cant wait until 罗纳尔多 scores a hat trick in the next round to save our ass for the umteenth time...... oh wait.卡塔尔国

Spaziorm:据悉拉莫斯也在为下一遍合留力呢!(It seems that Ramos also save his energy for the next round.卡塔尔

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Liberalindianguy:Ramos大概是要错失上一个赛季欧联杯的首场较量了…(Ramosgonna miss the first game of the Europa League.卡塔尔

Sroismagoer:会不会以后Real Madrid Club de Fútbol再也打不进欧战,结果Ramos那禁止参赛就径直拖到退役了…(Scenes when Real never ever qualifies to an European cup again and 拉莫斯 never finishes his ban before retiring.卡塔尔

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TosspoTo:Kurtova就连一辆计程车都拦不下啊!(Courtois can’t even stop a taxi.卡塔尔(قطر‎

tarakian-grunt:但Kurtova相对是个很好的地铁司机,一回只好步入4个哦!(Like a good taxi driver, Courtois only let four in.State of Qatar

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anup2125:您怎么可以指望一条未有手的蛇去守门呢?(How can a snake save anything without arms?State of Qatar

(注:蛇在净土文化中满含“叛徒”之意State of Qatar

YerCatalanPadre:索Larry的婆姨是否和Isco婚外情了?不然怎么解释Isco今后的情状…(Solari's wife must have cheated on Isco. No other explanation for his situation.State of Qatar

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suri_katka:听别人说今后皇家马德里俱乐部的一流目的正是阿雷格里港的渣叔!(Real Madrid make Liverpool's 尤尔根 克洛普 their No 1 target.卡塔尔(قطر‎

vadapaav :咦?小编考虑渣叔都那把年龄了,那腿脚只怕不可能踢90分钟球了啊?(Well, I don't think klopp can play full 90 mins of football at this age.卡塔尔国

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埃梅里英国一流联赛首胜,Arsenal Football Club3-1West Ham United Football Club

Dtrius:假设您是阿森纳足球俱乐部观球的观众,与其愿意作者厂能踢出花来,比不上祈祷对手有个更稀碎的防线…(When you're an Arsenal fan, you're not hoping that your team plays well. You're praying that the opposing team has a poor defense.State of Qatar

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Butch67:事实上两队踢得都不错,绝比较英冠水平高多了!(get better quality football at championship level. both of these teams are genius.卡塔尔国

DeleFan:自己听他们说过“伪9号”,不过这场Arsenal Football Club让自家见闻到了什么样是“伪6号”和“伪8号”…(I've seen a false 9. Arsenal are the first team to be playing a false 6 and false 8.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Davidleilam:要是这一场交锋1-1打平了,哪支球队会以为更亏?(If the match ends 1-1, who would feel more deflated from the results? 卡塔尔

RoamingMediocentro:任由比分踢成啥样,都是看了这一场球的观者最亏…(Probably the people watching this game, no matter what the result is.State of Qatar

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RoamingMediocentro:埃梅里那进攻战术,认为就如在玩FIFA时恨不得把具备的键都按三次一律…(At this point it feels like Emery clicked all the buttons when creating this attack tactic on FIFA.卡塔尔(قطر‎

必威88登录:抽签也有大学问,国外也有段子手。MattyIce60:每当小编以为曼彻斯特联踢得那多少个的时候,看看Arsenal Football Club的比赛心绪就许多了…(Anytime I feel down about United, I turn on an Arsenal match to lift my spirits.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Peteygassy:Welbeck在禁区里获得的空间,都够他开一辆拖沓机了!(维尔Beckcould’ve drove a tractor in the box with as much space as he had.卡塔尔国

Bowhatisthescen:于今本人都不知底,咋就有人不相信任Welbeck正是史上最好球员吗?(I seriously find it hard to believe that there are some people who genuinely don't think that Welbeck is the GOAT.卡塔尔国

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maman12345:如上所述Arsenal Football Club那赛季是不会降级了…(Arsenal may not be relegated this season.卡塔尔国

fuckyouidontneedone:怎么西班牙王国的后卫总是比西班牙王国的开路先锋进球都多呢?(What’s the deal with Spanish fullbacks being more prolific than Spanish strikers?卡塔尔

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Rushford绝杀,Manchester United3-1法国巴黎

ar7_mufc:Bogba上一场染红,就是为着洗牌留力给50%决赛!Ramos可得学着点啊。(Pogba getting that red card to save himself for the quarterfinals. Take note, Ramos.卡塔尔

cmf_ans:那竞赛看得笔者和自家的狗都产生心脏病了,作者死了不妨,但快来人救救笔者的狗命啊!(MY DOG IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK WITH ME I DONT CARE IF I DIE HELP HE奥德赛.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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EveryoneDoTheKlopp:Solskja是否计划亲自上场绝杀了?不然怎么要穿个板凳席马夹…(Is 奥莱 thinking about subbing himself on for the final goal? I have no other explanation for the vest.卡塔尔(قطر‎

redwan010:边路有个República Portuguesa小将,本场景好像有一点熟稔…(A young portuguese on the wing where have I seen that before卡塔尔

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PranjalDwivedi:好冲突啊,作者很想看香水之都成为段子王,但又不想看曼联俱乐部胜球…(So conflicted, I want PSG to become a meme team but then United winning after this performance would be a travesty.State of Qatar

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ShutupNdSquat:索帅那步棋走得妙啊,大家根本就绝不抢球,因为法国首都早舞会本身把球送到大家脚下的!(9d chess from 奥莱. We dont need the ball because PSG will eventually fuck up and gift us a goal. Its working!)

BigMik_PL:行吧,还好布冯还年轻,能够吸收教导滴水穿石!(It's alright, Buffon is still young and will learn from this mistake.卡塔尔

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